your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
We talked him into tasing himself.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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