Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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