it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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