I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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