On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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