Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i think my mom watched the whole time
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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