Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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