Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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