So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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