everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
It's blow job season.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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