Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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