they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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