Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
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