I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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