he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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