hell yes lets make some ravioli
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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