After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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