one two three fourrrrnication!
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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