If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
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me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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