Kiss
Puke
That's intense
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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