4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
