You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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