YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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