No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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