You're completely useless in the revolution.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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