His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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