found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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