just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
The adults are the big ones right?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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