im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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