WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Randomize
