Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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