just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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