New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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