there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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