i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Randomize
