Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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