she was so not down for the gang bang
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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