I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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