she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Holy sore nipples Batman
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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