ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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