she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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