Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
