Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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