I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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