how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Randomize
