Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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