Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
