I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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