Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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