pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Just high enough for therapy.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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