Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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