im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i may or may not be watching the land before time
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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