I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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