butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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