I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
