I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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