I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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