Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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