can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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