Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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